Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
Randomize