On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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