What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
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I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
You're a waste of cheezeits
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
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Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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