OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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