When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
How's work?
Spinning.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
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Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
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I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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