Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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