What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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