i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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