in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
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The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
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Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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