Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
