So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
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