you guys were way drunker than both of me
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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