Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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