I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
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If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
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he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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