Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
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Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
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He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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