He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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