why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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