But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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