Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Panties = found
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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