Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
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