I want to walk on stilts...naked
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
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The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
We are two peas in an std pod
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
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Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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