4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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