Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
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My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
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omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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