at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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