Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
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I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
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It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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