Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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