What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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