So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
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Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
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my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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