would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
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Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
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I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
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