i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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