Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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