I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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