found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
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I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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