She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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