if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
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Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
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we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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