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Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
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I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
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Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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