Already got asked if we're dating
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Randomize
