its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
