Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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