At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Even my vagina gasped.
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How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
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have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
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i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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