that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
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Man, jail baloney is awful.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
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He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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