HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
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true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
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But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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