You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
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She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
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I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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