Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
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He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
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Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
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