is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Randomize
