Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
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eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
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I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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