Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
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Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
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Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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