i can't believe i had my finger in that
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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