Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
It's Friday. Sex?
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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