I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
she peed on how many people?
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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