she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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