So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
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I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
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Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
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