It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
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dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
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Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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