Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
i dont even know how to be here
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Randomize
